tcss abit
once upon a time, Jesus and Allah was fighting who should rule the
world. After a long period of conflict, Jesus said they should
settle using a punching match. Allah agreed. The one who can punch
the strongest would be the winner, and they only get one punch
each.
Allah punched 1st, he kao kao punch. Jesus flewwww right away. One
week later, Allah saw jesus dragging himself, all bloodied and
bruised.
Jesus said 'Now its my turn'. So he gave Allah one big mega punch

Till these day, in mosque, people are still calling out for Allah
